I was found, facedown, on the universal cross
Grains of wooden Heaven filled my corpse with decades of dreams of pearly gates, sunny days and a nice dinner with Jesus!
Me, facedown and him praising his fathers stars! Until Jesus found me! Facedown on the same cross his daddy had made for him!
We, Jesus and I, shared a cheeseburger and fries. As he removed the nails from the universal cross and turned me over to face the cryptic world his father had spread upon the Earth, like a virus.
We cried, hugged, shared!
Then we called "Social Services" and had the Lord, Our God, arrested for child abuse.